Friday, March 2, 2007

Blues Danse Shorts - 3/2/07

Blues Danse Shorts are random tidbits that I lump into a single, fact-filled article.

I was looking for a parking space yesterday and I scored a meter with 45 minutes left on it! The Meter Frau saw me pull into the space and walk away without dropping any coinage and she raced over, only to be disappointed by my good fortune. Why do so many so-called dance stores sell tights for women and not for men? Believe me, you will never catch me wearing women’s tights. That would just be wrong. No, I'm sticking with men's tights. The DDR (Dance Dance Revolution) game is broken at Grady’s Fun Zone. I had some time left to kill on my meter so I tried out the jet ski race game and this little 8 year-old kid kicked my butt in eleven straight races. I told her that she did not realize how lucky she was that DDR was broken because I would have taken her down on DDR. I would have made her cry like a little girl.

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