Pardon Me Your Highness!

I do not understand the dating scene these days. I mean, what is with the attitude of these women? I thought chicks dug athletes and bad boys and I qualify on both counts, but lately…nothing. Are you even listening to me honey? I said a Blues Danser, not a ballet dancer. The blues are for tough-guys. And if they would ever be patient enough to watch my entire routine, they would not be so quick to say such nasty things and then quickly leave the bar or party or grocery store or post office.